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NEW YEAR’S TREAT: Happy “Alex Lang Syne!”

“I will allow Mistress Alexandra to use me more and more for Her own selfish desires …. “
     That alone will make both you and Me happier in 2012!  This 22-minute mp3 has a delightful list of New Year’s Resolutions to make you better and more devoted to Me.

**** And to celebrate, I’ve reduced the price for this from $19.99 to only $9.99  ****
~  Happy New Year from Mistress Alexandra!  ~

Gaze & graze at My shining feet as you hear what I expect from u.

There are also a couple more erotic photos of Me & My feet in the Audio File after you buy it.  ;)

Mp3 Story: Hypnotizing the Boss


You’re the boss in this Hypnotic, sexually-charged business story!  You discuss some important changes in the company.  But once you stare at My shining pendant, you lose your focus.   Before you know it, I’M THE BOSS.  And you’ll be just too happy to worship My assets, give Me $$$, take a pay cut yourself, and fall under My little finger!

Happy Hump Day

Despite My rainy & windy weather, life has been pretty sweet. Thankfully, this month is starting off much better then last!  But I AM looking forward to spring, though.  I’m eager to start a little vegetable garden for the summer. I’d love to grow watermelons, but I have not been very lucky in the past.  Oh, in case you haven’t heard … this Sunday we “spring forward” at 2 a.m. (local time).  That means we lose an hour of sleep. *boo hoo!*  I adore My sleep, LOL.

I plan to have a Friday Freebie soon.  Did you enjoy the last one?  Now that the comment part of this site has been re-enabled, I’m eager to hear your thoughts … Shall I continue this? *grin*

I really appreciated all the pets who went out of their way to contact Me recently … both with compliments and audio suggestions!!  I have read them all; forgive Me if I don’t reply.  There simply isn’t enough time in a day to reply to each and every one of them.  :)  Several pets have received advanced copies of the audios they inspired Me to record.  I can’t wait to release them in the coming weeks.  Ciao Ciao ~ Mistress

New Photos in Heaven….

*grin* Enjoy them before they disappear…. Click to see ~ Mistress Alexandra

New things in Heaven….

I’m adding some new items to Heaven……. audios, gallery pixx. If you’re not a member, you’re missing out! time to signup!

Friday Freebie!

4th of July
Enjoy! *wink*

Fuckin’ over a swede!

Here is feedback from a drunk money slut who wants to play PTV games with Me. I made him change his name to that … LOL

WorthlessDrunkDildoLicker 5 stars “Mistress Alexandra can make me do whatever she wants.. She is the one deciding my NF nick and makes me suck a big huge black dildo while taking shots of vodka as breathing pauses..”

I love these games… and I’m in a fearsome mood today ;)

Screwing around…….

It seems that since I returned from My vacation I’m too busy fucking around to take live calls! *giggle* Last friday night I had the hottest date with Mike. Zomg, it was sooo hot I had to do a recording about it so I could share with cuckold hubby who was out of town. It’s soo good, I’m going to release it tomorrow. Now My slaves will hear what it’s really like hearing a slut wife confessing about the hot sex She got. It is one of the longest audios I’ve done, nearly 28 minutes of vivid detail. I kept going on and about how good it was to be with Mike and also, to explain how the cum stain ended up on the couch! The barely a year old chocolate colored suede couch! LOL thankfully the upholstery guy cleaned things up yesterday so it doesn’t look soo bad…. *blush* What can I say, I was really horny last Friday night. Thankfully Mike took care of all My needs. LOL. I’m online taking calls today and I promise not to be distracted by all the big dicks in My life. (at least not right now)

Audio: Feel the Lust

Am I consuming your mind … knowing you can NEVER fuck Me … but dreaming of slaving for Me, knowing it’s the ONLY way I will recognize you? Good! It’s NATURAL for your cock to respond only to Me & My raging beauty. You strive for Me to control you 24/7. So buy this 17-minute delight, I’ll explain your LUST for Me!

Back from vacation

I know things got a bit quiet around here. I took Myself on a very long vacation to New York City!  Ooooh I love that city.  We arrived last week and I had to leave Thursday morning. I had a wicked case of jet lag, but am finally glad to be home safe and sound ;) I had the most amazing time, saw sooo many sites and found some of the BEST Italian restaurants.  Mamma mia, I miss that authentic Italian cooking. I had soo many men tripping over themselves, it was comical!  I am going to rest now, but I’m sure I’ll be back with some new audios very soon as well as taking live calls! I have several HUNDRED emails in My inbox; I’m sure it will take Me some time to reply to them all :)

Ciao Ciao ~ Mistress

My sale is over, BUT …

I still give you the best bargain on the Internet for your dick-dangling dollar!   For now, everything is still $20 or less … and you’ll pay no more than $9.99 for the vast majority of my man-mangling delights!  If you haven’t heard one of My Mp3s yet, DO it!  I guarantee, you’ll cum back again & again & again.  These things are THAT good!   :)

Ciao Ciao ~ Mistress Alexandra

you lucky loser … ;)

I’m off on a long, fantastic FUCK FEST … and I’m rubbing it in your face with a FREE visual delight for you to enjoy.  For only a VERY short time, I have released The Date Teaser for free.  Aren’t you a lucky loser, LOL!
Now, excuse Me while I get ready for My Bull.

(PS sissy secretary, I expect morning refreshments at 9AM sharp. I doubt we’ll be awake so use your key to let yourself in. Do be quiet when you enter the bedroom, you wont want wake the BULL! He tends to be grouchy when he first wakes, if you do wake him you’ll have to soothe him with a morning blowjob! lol)

Audio: Stiff & Rigid

Sometimes, exciting things happen as you sleep. And you wake up with no idea why you’re sweating … why you scream jibberish … or why you are ROCK HARD! Wanna know more about that erotic dream you had? Buy this 17-minute mp3. I’ll happily describe your dream … and why you crave to make it cum true!

Best-Selling Masturbation Audios of All Time

Even when I don’t let them cum, most guys say it’s more fun to masturbate in My Honor than to fuck any Woman on the planet!  Try these jerk-jizzie Audios & see what you’re missing!
Mindless Masturbating Machine
Cum Overload – Wank 3X Daily!
Milking Machine
Jerk It & Squirt It
Wank for Mistress
Weak & Powerless

Favorite pet of the day…….

My favorite pet of the day is stagehand, why? ‘Cause he upgraded My Wordpress software and didn’t blow up My site :) *big smoochies* I feel soooo much better knowing I have the 2.5 release on the site. Yeah, you rock stagehand, check your e-mail for all kinds of goodies :)