Jun 122017
 

fffYou think you can escape Me.  You can’t.  You’re too much of a pervert.  You play & play with yourself.  Something gets stuck in your head … and and then your hand can’t resist that little fire in your balls and that nothing of a cock.  Admit it. You’re nothing but a masturbator.  That’s it. You’re too weak to resist.  You’ll be less miserable if you accept your lot in life. Buy Fist Fucking Freak … connect to your REAL purpose.

May 102017
 
Silhouette of a nude sexy young woman

Silhouette of a nude sexy young woman

I know you.  I caught you LERKING at My beautiful photos … and you couldn’t help yourself — you started JERKING to My amazing beauty.  I know you do this … It’s your sex life. And once you do this again and again with Me … that’s when I control your cock. And when I control your cock, I control YOU.  It happens every time.  No guys are exempt. So buy My Mp3 “Lurk & Jerk” and hear what I do to … whoops, FOR you!

Apr 202017
 

littleheadBIGHEADAs a male, you always have an internal conflict between the “little head” … the cock head that gets excited by ME … and the “Big Head,” that tries to keep you focused on your life’s obligations. Want to get the little head and the Big Head in sync? Masturbate more, in love and service to ME!  Buy My Mp3 “Little head/BIG Head” … and hear Me help you get right with the world.    It’s CBT like you’ve never experienced before!

Mar 302017
 

You keep telling Me:  “I’m so hot for You, so horny, I neeeeed You so bad, Ms. Alexandra” … But then you freeze.  Pumping a pussy like Mine is impossible, and your masturbation is fading away. You cannot get hard for Me.  And cumming?  No way!  So what shall I do to you, big boy???  Buy “Fucked Up” and hear My “cure” for your dick … if you’re lucky, you’ll be back Gooning for Me in no time.  No orgasm, true, but at least you DO get close to it … close to Me. 🙂

Mar 142017
 

crave

Don’t lie.  You CRAVE Me.  My Superior Womanhood gets into your head.  And your cock has the need to pump, as My amazing voice requires.  Yes, I drive you nuts sometimes when you goon and not cum … but I know what your cock needs. And if you follow My commands, you will have your best sex EVER with the way I’ve rewired your brain. And then you crave some more … Buy this Mp3 now & enjoy how I make you CRAVE Me, forever.

Feb 172017
 

You think you can escape Me. But you can’t. You get busy — or you’re making less $$$– and you assume you don’t have the time or the cash to feed your fix for the way I tease your brain as I control your cock and everything else about you.  But a funny thing happens after a while. You crawl back. You need how I rule you. You love how I torture you. You love this, so you will buy My “Torture Talk” right now. Your balls need it so bad, mmm.

Feb 102017
 

rewire

Even My best slaves need to venture away from time to time, as other life obligations get in the way. But let’s deal with some hard truths here: My voice never leaves you … And you never stop being at MY beck and call, doing what I need … living how I require for you.  And today, you need My Re-Wire of your brain so you will be more hooked on ME, where you need to be even when you’re not with Me.

Feb 012017
 

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If you’re reading this, I have already consumed you.  Now, it’s time to really explore My beauty, My Superior mind, and My cunning control over you. Buy “Totally Gooned,” and learn why you want so badly to submit. I’ll tell you why that when you think of Me, see My photos, and hear My voice, you automatically stroke … and when you’re about to cum, you DON’T. You beg of Me to keep your cum in you, for My safekeeping. Totally. Gooned.

Dec 212016
 

gooningisgoodI’m not your wife ... I’m not your girlfriend. Therefore, you should expect something different from Me — something special that only you and I share. Imagine me pumping your dick with my soft and beautiful hand. You feel your balls stir in orgasmic excitement — and then, everything stops. It sounds horrible, after guys they get used to it, they LOVE gooning for Me. Buy this 5 1/2 minute primer and hear Me tell it all to you. Mmmmm … a very tasty treat!
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Nov 292016
 

cumdumbHas any Woman ever called you Cumdumb?  No?  Maybe they don’t know the signs. Maybe they don’t know why you rush for the porn sites and jerk your little dickie ’til it breaks off — with no orgasm and the cum building up in your balls!  And when your balls get full, your brain overheats … you get really humiliated and then you’re Cumdumb. I’ve done a real number on you … and when you buy this Mp3, you’ll learn exactly how — Cumdumb!