Monthly Archive for November, 2008

Erotic Mp3 Contest is OVER, and…

… I want you to join Me in congratulating the winners.  floater405 & novicesub split the Grand Prize, a Custom Audio of their choosing.  I decided to give jack of all access to My Heaven, because he purchased the most Audios by far.  And everyone else who entered received a Free Audio & photos of Me.  I appreciate those who entered.  If you didn’t, try next time!

 

Humiliating Mp3: Pixel Prick!

I only fuck guys with cocks in FEET.  Yours is in little tiny “pixels.”  What’s a pixel?   My Lovers have THOUSANDS!  You & My hubby?  Because your dicks have very few pixels, you don’t deserve to fuck a Woman — not even your Wife!  Buy this 15-minute Mp3, and hear Me say these glorious words…

“You’re a pixel prick … and you need My training & guidance in order to be re-conditioned … so you can find a NEW sexual outlet.”

I love My kindle

As many of My pets know, I love to read. I’m to the point where My husband has asked Me to eliminate the number of books I have scattered about the house … or at the very least, reduce the number I buy. Oh sure, I could go to the library and get these books, but I’m the kind of girl that once something catches My eye, I want it, and I want it now. So last month, out of the blue, I overheard 3 comments from 3 different people about how much they loved their Kindle. At first I was too addicted to the traditional bound paper books; I couldn’t fathom giving up My books for some e-reader. Slowly I started coming around, then I held one in My hot little hands and I just knew, I needed it. I ordered Mine immediately.
Kindle: Amazon’s Wireless Reading Device  ~ My Kindle arrived last week and I’ll tell ya, it’s making My hubby jealous! LOL!  Seriously, most nights I would stay up and read (assuming of course, I didn’t have a date). But I would do it outside the bedroom.  NOW, I find Myself hiding in one of the bedrooms curled up with My kindle, ignoring the world.

Last night My cuckold hubby fell asleep next to Me while I read. LOL. It was really cute to see him pout about not even getting a little snuggle time. I explained to him that I can’t read in the shadow, and the light is on My side of the bed. Besides, I sweetly cooed, “you said you wanted Me to read in bed as you feel asleep … I am here aren’t I?”  Then I blew him a kiss and went back to reading. *LOL* Why do I enjoy taunting him so?

Did I mention the kindle also plays music, so I can listen to some soothing classical music WHILE I read? I’m in Heaven :)

The very first book I added to My kindle library was “The Snowball, Warren Buffett and the Business of Life.” The second was an true story; ”My Stroke of Insight” by Dr. Jill Bolte Taylor.  I’m halfway thru both books *grin* … I can’t wait for more!   Ciao boys ~ Mistress

Audiogasm


What’s an Audiogasm?  Buy this 17-minute aural aphrodisiac, relax, and pay full attention to My voice.  You’ll be amazed at what I do to you … with NO effort on your part.  Once you feel that earthquake in you, and your jizz spills out … you will be addicted to Me for the rest of your life … and you’ll beg for this!