Monthly Archive for April, 2008

Audio: Stiff & Rigid

Sometimes, exciting things happen as you sleep. And you wake up with no idea why you’re sweating … why you scream jibberish … or why you are ROCK HARD! Wanna know more about that erotic dream you had? Buy this 17-minute mp3. I’ll happily describe your dream … and why you crave to make it cum true!

Need an audio? looking for something specific?

This week I’ll be in the MOOOOOD to record some kick-ass audios; so for those boys who need something a little special, drop Me a line. I’ll do about 5 of those semi-custom audios for a reasonable price.  I’ll even include your name/specific fetish in the audio :) mistress @ asluttywife dot com or drop Me a line thru niteflirt. Either way, be sure to Me a line before May 2nd to have your idea considered. Fetishes I am in the mood to record are ass worship, cuckold, femdom, humiliation, tease/denial, etc. I am burnt out on hypnosis and won’t be recording any special requests involving hypnosis.

This weekend’s plans

Today is shaping up to be another wonderful day. Before I knew it, I was off to the Spa for some much needed body pampering. I booked a Facial, a Manicure/Pedicure and a 90 minute massage. Tomorrow is My hair stylist appointment; just a little trim, nothing too dramatic. All of this is to prepare for My hot weekend with bull, Adam. *swooon* I haven’t seen him in several months. I can’t wait!

Audio: Ruin your Orgasm!

Most guys’ cocks gush when they see My flaming body or hear My juicy voice. And then, I have boys who simply wimp out! Their dicks freeze at the very time their orgasms begin. Their bodies break down. And then the truth emerges. I give them only ONE SPURT of sexual pleasure. And in a perverse way, they get soooo hooked on Me! Weird? Or sensational? Enjoy the HOT lesson in this 17-minute Mp3!

Best-Selling Masturbation Audios of All Time

Even when I don’t let them cum, most guys say it’s more fun to masturbate in My Honor than to fuck any Woman on the planet!  Try these jerk-jizzie Audios & see what you’re missing!
Mindless Masturbating Machine
Cum Overload – Wank 3X Daily!
Milking Machine
Jerk It & Squirt It
Wank for Mistress
Weak & Powerless

Audio: Mindless Masturbating Machine 2

You’ve longed for this, and it’s finally here … the saucy sequel to one of My most popular Audios EVER. Treat yourself to this 16-minute extravaganza! Get comfortable & listen. Don’t stop your hand as it mindlessly reaches for your cock. After the last time, you are so EAGER to obey Me. ‘Cuz it’s the only way to feel so good as you mindlessly stroke, stroke, stroke for your Goddess. MMM, gooood boi! ;)

Favorite pet of the day…….

My favorite pet of the day is stagehand, why? ‘Cause he upgraded My Wordpress software and didn’t blow up My site :) *big smoochies* I feel soooo much better knowing I have the 2.5 release on the site. Yeah, you rock stagehand, check your e-mail for all kinds of goodies :)

Erotic Humiliating Mp3: little penis

You think you’re sooooo hot with that 6-inch swizzle stick between your legs. Well, you’re not! Your Wife or Girlfriend needs to fuck real men. But She needs you to serve Her, so don’t leave Her! This Audio shows a little penis how much FUN he can have, being teased & humiliated by the Woman of his dreams! If you’re at the “short end of the dick stick,” this 15-minute sex-lesson is a MUST!

Mind-blowing Mp3: Invisible Hand

How would you like the ULTIMATE? Any time, out of nowhere, your cock feels My “Invisible Hand” … gently squeezing it uppppp-and-dowwwwn. You can’t stop it. You don’t want to. It feels that good. How good? Buy this 18-minute mp3 and find out! Oh, I’ll hypnotize you, and occupy your brain. Then … when I’m not around … you’ll feel My soft, sexy hand. And you’ll gladly let Me control you, 24/7. Forever!

Springtime Wallpaper

New wallpaper for My pets to drool over this spring. Enjoy, and you’re welcome :)
springtimewallpaper

Books purchased today

I love books, My latest acquisition is “I’m still here, Confessions of a Sex Kitten – Eartha Kitt.” It finally dropped to a reasonable price and I decided I needed it for My erotic library! I also picked up a book by Nancy A. Collins, one of My favorite authors! I can’t wait to read them both :)

Sit Face: Strict Ass-kissing Audio

 Your Boss is calling. Run to Her suite NOW!  And She’s not stripping!
 
She’s preparing your punishment. You have failed to produce for Her. And now, She must send you to the woodshed! Oh, you thought were a great asskisser. But when Her sweet, aromatic ass falls onto your face … you’re reminded who REALLY matters! Her. Only Her. Always Her. Buy this 15-minute mp3, and fight to keep your job!